22 Things I Thought I Would Have by 22

blondie blogger
1 min readJun 30, 2020
  1. job — or any career path
  2. normal going out clothes, not just for the ratchet college bar
  3. non-cracked phone screen
  4. taste for cheese
  5. boyfriend — I would’ve even settled for a FWB but that didn’t happen
  6. better body — college did me dirty; my body ≠ a temple
  7. expensive makeup
  8. financial plan — the concept of saving money doesn’t sit well with me, thanks to my need for expensive coffee and unnecessary Target runs
  9. clear skin — ha
  10. a legit skin-care routine
  11. casual drinking abilities
  12. my own apartment — living at home post-grad sucks
  13. a kid lmao jk…unless
  14. guy friends — I’m starting to think no girl group has a guy group of friends
  15. parents who don’t need to track my location — screw you Life360
  16. Yoga obsession
  17. credit card — but re: #8
  18. a nice watch
  19. ability to finish a book
  20. motivation — this one hurt to write
  21. beer knowledge — I drink IPA’s though
  22. desire to do my own laundry instead of having my mom do it
me in NY circa 2019

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